This might be the toughest, most well-rounded foursome in the tournament. One inexplicable Native American. One Borscht Belt-meets-True Value. One apostrophe plus Beaver Cleaver. And one stock Russian/WWF villain.Vote now.
No. 5 Vernon Lee Bad Marriage Jr.: Beat his girlfriend, Leeta Old Chief. We did not make any of that up.
No. 12 Monty Hardware:Canadian basketball player.
No. 4 I’Tavius Mathers:Tennessee high-school running back.
No. 13 Draco Slaughter:75-year-old who joked that he had a bomb in his carry-on.