We're halfway through the Sweet Sixteen! That was fast. Here's our Twitter.
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Four seed Smokey Don Pipes may be the nominal underdog in our first matchup of the day, but the Oklahoman has looked like a top contender through two rounds. After a round one walk, he pasted Twollie Vanderwerf last week in a one-sided wout. His Sweet Sixteen opponent, Dr. Suparman Marzuki, took down Dusty Rust in his last matchup, but the Indonesian politician is in for a dogfight this time around. I'm half-expecting him to fly backwards around the Earth a couple times so he can spam the site with votes for Twollie.
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Elsewhere, Leila Bossy-Nobs will try to become the first double digit seed to make this year's Elite Eight after her shocking defeat of Jackmeoff Mudd. I'm on the record as a huge fan of hers, so I'm glad to see her spring a pair of upsets. That being said, I won't be unhappy if she falls to Sincere Shears, who won a tough battle last round against strong six seed Gorby Loreus. May the best name win.
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