We could watch the brilliant Xtranormal animation about Boston newsman Joe Shortsleeve's set-to with Beantown firefighters all night. Which is why we're thrilled that the No. 3 seed dispatched adorable little Tuesday Muse in the first round. Now, though, he's facing a task much tougher than exposing electrified fire hydrants or lung cancer-causing airports: Ebenezer Noonoo.
As for the other Bulltron match-up, we'll take it as a compliment: Someone has named a fantasy sports team after No. 2 seed Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson.
Two votes below. Go for it.
No. 3 Joe Shortsleeve:Boston TV newsman.
No. 6 Ebenezer Noonoo:Former Chicago-area college hooper; current Bulls fan.
No. 10 Orion Blizzard:WWII vet.
No. 2 Courvoisier Winetavius Richardson:Armed robbery suspect.